supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

18 hours ago   217679   Reblog

elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

18 hours ago   229762   Reblog

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

19 hours ago   574441   Reblog

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

19 hours ago   247133   Reblog

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

19 hours ago   277750   Reblog

luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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19 hours ago   44247   Reblog

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

19 hours ago   370340   Reblog

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

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Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

19 hours ago   58000   Reblog

shuckingthomesa:

It’s a very confusing process because Dylan plays Thomas, and Thomas plays Newt, but Thomas isn’t Thomas, Thomas is Newt. Why can’t Thomas play Thomas and this could be less confusing?

19 hours ago   98   Reblog

bunsen:

when one of ur mutuals deletes their blog

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19 hours ago   34503   Reblog

hawkbishop:

everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:

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19 hours ago   32366   Reblog

nickiminajspeaking:

”Lil Kim wants Beyoncé to credit her for the name BeyHive and Queen Bey

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19 hours ago   507   Reblog

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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19 hours ago   435996   Reblog

Emperor’s New College

dj3y3:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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I fell apart at Government Majors

19 hours ago   195048   Reblog

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

19 hours ago   62459   Reblog